We all know who Madonna is.
You don't?
Oh, you nearly had me there!
Anyhoo, the latest poke to Madge's self esteem has surfaced with the leakage (that word should be reserved for tampon ads, I swear) of some not-so-flattering snaps of Madonna looking well...all vein-y...and, shit. It's caused an uproar (gasp, oh no, WTF...mate).
Who knew this chick was in her 50's!? I thought she was still 21. Pffft. I don't understand what everyone is getting antsy about. As Scar-Jo puts it, "No one wants to look like an old hag."
If you haven't seen the pics, check them out here, courtesy of http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/how-photoshop-gave-madonna-an-immaculate-complexion/story-e6frfmqi-1225933280841
Rightio, this is the first pic, the 'untouched one'. (bum bum bahhhhhhh)
Okay, she's in her 50's. Okay she likes her yoga (check out those guns!). Okay she has nice, sticky outy veins.
What of it?
Now check this one out
HOLY BALOOZAH! Who is this bird? She looks, like, 20! (and I turn 20 next week, so I WOULD know) It's amazing how in the time it took for the photographer to switch a little switch on his snapper to 'black and white' Madonna's veins and muscles went bye-bye. Magic!
So what do you guys reck? Is re-touching warranted or is this a case of one photoshop sesh too far?
Comment til your heart's content.
Smell ya later.
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