Oh Briany, Brian, Brian. What happened to you? Does Delta know you sing songs about taking advantage of girls? Is this how you met her?
Didn't you also get escorted off a plane recently while flying Coast to Coast (Westlife pun #1) for unnecessary behaviour?
Now you're releasing a song about taking a blotto girl home?
What amazing timing you have Briany-babe.
Reportedly you were smoking and being an abusive old sailor on a flight last week and the other peeps on board started to get the strops with you. Then you were promptly escorted off the flight, where it appeared you were Flying Without Wings (#2), and a bit of a Fool Again (#3, I swear i'll stop soon).
I don't know Brian, I just think When You're Looking Like That (#4) we don't really like you that much. Sure you're always going to be that chubby, blonde cutie from a 90's boy band in my eyes, but right now you just seem like another Nick Carter (not good FYI).
It's not like you're Unbreakable (#5) and you just can't go around thinking "Hey Whatever" (#6 oh, I'm on a roll), but if you're feeling like you have to be cool to hang around Kyle Scandilands, Just Say So (Brian McFadden solo career pun #1).
Ah well McFaddy, we all make Mistakes (#2), but just make sure next time you're having a Chemical Rush (#3) it isn't on a plane. It's a bit Twisted (#4, this is just getting silly) and just makes people nervous. Real nervous.
Good luck with that song though, i'm sure it will be a real corker.
Now let's take a walk down memory lane...
Smell ya later
x.
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