Justin Bieber is off to rehab! (But he said no, no, no)

Well, that's where 30% of a bunch of folks surveyed thought the Biebs would be by the time he was 30.
The poll conducted by 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair found that 20% reckon he will be still playing packed arenas to screaming girls (or would they be women by then?) and 18% think he'll be tucked away in a house somewhere with a wife and perhaps a baby (baby, baby, ooooohhh).

No, Justin, you're 17. *scruffs hair and shakes head*

The telephone survey covered 11, 000 peeps and proved to boast some pretty interesting results!
I wonder where the swishy-haired floozy will in 2024. Let me tell you One Time (Justin Bieber pun #1...I love these puns). If you think about where most child actors/recording artists end up...odds are he will have a problem or two. Let's Pray (#2) he stays on the straight and narrow.
But just for shits and giggles, here's a list of possible roads:

• He'll be in rehab for alcoholism/drugs/overeating
• He'll be working at 7eleven
• He'll be Dancing With the Stars
• He'll be Joan Collins' 23rd Husband, which makes One Less Lonely Girl (#3)
• He'll just be looking for Somebody To Love (#4, this is getting silly)

So, Eenie Meenie (#5) take your pic, Biebs...which one will it be?
Where do you think he will be...will he still be making U Smile?(#6) (Okay, Justin Bieber Puns are harder thanBrian McFadden ones)
Let's take a look at some other child stars that had a punt at being a tad naughty...

Well...he's technically still in the middle

"What have I become?!"

I can't wait to see where this rapscallion ends up...

Smell ya later

x.

Image Credit: Justin Bieber pic courtesy of CrazyInSane, Home Alone from byfaithonly. All others completely authorised for reuse.